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Poker tonight at Pedro’s on Ambergris Caye

There will be poker tonight at Pedro’s starting at 7.00pm. It will be a cash game of 1/2 usd. Food and drink will be provided to all players including the world or at least island famous Pedro’s pizza.

Charlie and Jambo’s Weather Report on Ambergris Caye

The weather looks better than yesterday and people are going off to do water sports. The sun is already threatening to break out and Splat is looking forward to a day of sunbathing on the deck by the pool.

We had a great bar-b-q at Uncle Jeffs and Jambo could not believe that everyone was actually allowed and wanted to feed him. He has got a lot of running and exercise ahead of him to get rid of all the pastries that he gobbled up.

Clock Accident Waiting to Happen…The Solution

Ambergris Daily isn’t one to sit on its hands waiting for the powers that be to address problems in San Pedro after we have pointed them out. A team of top intellects consisting of scientists and planners from all over the world, plus 2 dogs and a cat, have been working feverishly for 90 seconds to try and find a solution to the Clock Accident Waiting To Happen.

Here it is:

Close the yellow barrier on the right of the clock and open the yellow barrier on the left.

(Pause for lengthy applause to die down).

To all of our faithful readers out there, it’s no good asking for us to run for Mayor, we’re far too intelligent to be elected.

The Town Clock – An Accident Waiting to Happen on Ambergris Caye

The Ramon’s Village town clock is an accident waiting to happen. The stalls that are put up around central park are actually now coming onto Barrier Reef Drive, and therefore the gap between the stalls and the advertising clock is getting smaller and smaller making it difficult for vehicles to avoid the tourists who are browsing/bartering etc.

One day some unlucky person is going to take a step backwards and a vehicle will hit them. Well a sensible person will ask whose fault would it be. Well it certainly could not possibly be Ramon’s Village or the outgoing mayor as the clock is immovable, as are the stalls. The traffic department having been contacted say they can only deal with vehicles and accept that there are many hazards but they have no responsibilities in these matters.

Charlie and Jambo’s Weather Report on Ambergris Caye

Who turned the lights out-it is dreary cold and it rained a lot during the early hours of this morning. Diving and snorkeling has been cancelled, and we hope that by this afternoon everything will be more pleasant, and the sea a lot less rough.

We are going to Rojo today as it Uncle Jeff’s birthday and Auntie Vivian is throwing a party. Jambo and I think the food is fantastic and we get to meet all our friends who live up north.

 

Charlie and Jambo’s Weather Report on Ambergris Caye

Well I am back and the weather is hot and humid but I suspect the sun will break out later in the day.

It is Lady Boss’s birthday and I am taking both of them with my mate Jambo to Aji for a huge birthday treat.

Gino and the Shackshakers @ Pedro’s on Ambergris Caye

Gino and the boys are playing tonight in Pedro’s bar at 7.30pm

Voting in San Pedro – Legal or Illegal

The question has to be asked and that is why the incumbent copuncilor is not suspended as was the election supervisor who allowed him to use her computer, and play around with the most sacrosacnt priveledge of being Belizean. The right to vote should be one person one vote, and this does not bode well for the future of San Pedro if acts of malfeasance are not punished immediately.

Trivia at Roadkill Tonight

Trivia will be at Roadkill tonight-start time 7.30pm-all are welcome

Why do Golf Carts Cost so Much to Rent on Ambergris Caye

Golf carts cost on average around 11,500usd to put on the road. That is a brand new cart and then they are designed to drive on grass on beautifully manicured lawns which are sometimes called golf courses.

Ambergris Caye is totally different where the roads are not like golf courses, and are full of pot holes and craters that make Mount Vesuvius look small. This leads to the destruction of the cart and it costs a fortune to maintain and spare parts cost an arm and a leg. Then there is a problem with rust as even plastic rusts in San Pedro.

The only golf cart that appears to survive is the Club Car which is designed and made out of aluminum, and this seems to work although the spare parts are still ruinous. The carts themselves will last for years and years.

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