Another Adapted Quote

 “She has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”

Splat’s,Jambo’s and Jager’s Weather Report for Ambergris Caye

It looks like that it is going to be a fabulous day-same as yesterday,and I have already gone on the hunt for a breakfast lizard. There is my jungle next to where I live-regular readers will know this,and it is a prime location for my delicacies.

]The skies are blue and the sea is calm which means that all the divers and fishermen will be happy,and just maybe someone will bring me a fish to eat. I am very partial to red snapper-lightly sautéed.


San Pedro’s Lobsterfest Best Ever

Without a doubt this years lobsterfest was the best ever and a great deal is owed by the island to the organizers who work to make sure that everything runs with the least possible fuss. Well done to Amanda and Rebecca ,amongst others(remember no-one gets paid for this).

The street party was a huge success,as were all the participating resorts and bars which held events throughout the week. The bands were excellent and SUPA G excelled and put in over 2 hours of high energy.

One of the best parts of the street party it is totally free for all-sure you can buy food and drinks but the beauty of this is that you do not have to and therefore the locals can come and see the best of what Belize has to offer for free. This is highly unusual.

Ambergris Caye’s Psychologists Report

Yesterday the AD received a copy of a Psychologist’s report on a certain female which had her diagnosed as a Narcissist with Paranoid Tendencies. As we all know this comes under the DSM-IV criteria under personality disorders such as sociopath.
According to DSM IV – A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy. Has a grandiose feeling of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements, talents, overestimates abilities, expects to be treated as special & recognized as superior)
According to Wikipedia, A Narcissist with Paranoid tendencies has the following traits.

An individual whose self-esteem is severely arrested, who usually displays major paranoid tendencies, and who holds on to an illusion of omnipotence. These people are fighting delusions of insignificance and lost value, and trying to re-establish their self-esteem through grandiose fantasies and self-reinforcement. When unable to gain recognition or support from others, they take on the role of a heroic or worshiped person with a grandiose mission.
The most common trait of a narcissist is pathological lying and self deception. Self deception is defined as the act of lying to yourself or of making yourself believe something that isn’t really true.
We have more files, letters and documents to review and will follow up on these shortly.

Yet Another Quote

Lady Astor said to Churchill, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea,” to which he responded, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”

Lunch Special @ Caribbean Villas

Lunch Special: Lobster with White rice and Whipped garlic potatoes $28

Appetizer: Lobster Green Salad served with mango dressing $18

Drink Special: Sea Breeze $10

Splat’s,Jambo’s and Jager’s Weather Report for Ambergris Caye

It is a really nice hot day and as we all rolled down the stairs-Jambo headed for the pool, Jager for iced water from the office and me Splat to my favourite shaded sun lounger which is by the main swimming pool. This is the type of day that makes everyone want to move to Belize.

Specials for The Beach Bar at Caribbean Villas Hotel

Lunch: Caribbean Lobster chips served  with fries and tartar sauce $ 28.00 BZ
Appetizer: Lobster Ceviche $ 15.00bz
Drink special : Cran Barrel $ 10.00 BZ

A Quote for a certain Female in San Pedro

 A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.

That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.


Lunch Special for Caribbean Villas – Today

Caribbean Villas Lunch, Appetizer and Drinks Special


– Lobster Thermidor with seasoned veggies and chiplote mash potatoes $ 30.00 BZ


– Water melon cooler  $10

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