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Pedro’s Birthday at Pedro’s Hotel Tonight June 2 2017

It is his birthday again(no doubt he will be wearing a particularly awful,rude “T” shirt. Apparently he has brought a rock band to play (the sensations). The one good thing is that he will no doubt buy lots of drinks,and I will get to play with his dogs,as they are so much nicer than he is.

The one thing that is guaranteed is that he always holds good parties.

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Splat,Jambo and Jager’s Weather Report for San Pedro Belize June 2,2017

It is overcast and the dogs are being major pains in the butt. Somehow Jager and Jambo are getting on really well which leaves yours truly as the object of their attention which means they continually chase me around the garden and pool areas-I do not need exercise as I am perfect -lazing in the sun and eating is what I am on this world to do.

The weather is overcast and I suspect we will have some rain-a good television day.

Jim Jones Reincarnated in Mahogany Bay San Pedro Belize

Years ago an american,” hell fire and damnation “preacher took his flock from the USA to Guyana where he made them drink “Kool Aid” which was laced with arsenic and they all,sadly, perished. Thus comes the saying they drank the Kool Aid. His name was Jim Jones.

This sad story has to reflect the purchasers of Mahogany Bay which amazingly enough is part of the Hilton Curio collection albeit the opening date changes as often as a politicians promise.A new manager has been installed and more gobbledegook has come from the heart of the organization stating that they are 75% sold out and it is the best investment since the writing and selling of the bible. The AD wonders how so many foreigners working there manage to get work permits especially as some only last a week or two.

The new opening date is october 1 but you cannot make a reservation-obviously they have a brilliant marketing plan that does not need reservations. Also one has to admire that along with Baron Von Hausmann (he designed the modern day Paris sewage system in the early 1800s, and that Mahogany Bay,like Paris, are going to make the sewage ponds a tourist attraction(remember the sewage ponds are next door to this development).The AD is not convinced that this will work but who knows as one could not ever have thought that one could sell small wooded studios for 290,000 usd in Belize on the promises of an annual net profit of 30%.

The AD thinks that Bernie Madoff who is currently a guest in the USA’S federal system where he has free accommodation and three square meals a day courtesy of the American taxpayer is the unpaid consultant for this project.

Splat,Jager and Jambo’s Weather Report for San Pedro June 1 2017

It is a little hazy but I am sure that I will be able to get lots of rays later on today. The boss made me a super breakfast today as he had for gotten to order the canned stuff. He cooked bacon and a juicy steak which I gobbled down in a flash. I am going to make sure he forgets to buy the wet food and keeps me healthy on a real meat diet.

It is 9.00am and the sun has burst out and the skies are clearing up-life is good.

Splat, Jager and Jambo’s weather report. Tuesday May 30th, 2017

It’s a bit gloomy today, hoping it will burn off so the dogs can head to the beach and I can get to tanning.

A cat can only dream.

 

Skydive Belize makes number 1 on the insane places to jump in the world!

This is from the Red Bull Sky Diving Site. Red Bull have two of the most extreme skydiving teams in the world and a few months ago one of their team members jumped into the Blue Hole with her friends to celebrate her birthday.

1. Blue Hole, Belize

Ever wanted to skydive into crystal clear tropical waters before going scuba diving? Skydive Belize will drop you out of a plane at 10,000ft over the Blue Hole, a large underwater sinkhole off the coast of Belize. You’ll land in the water, climb aboard a boat and don scuba gear before diving into the World Heritage Site reef. It’s not cheap but guaranteed to be one of the best days of your life.

Sky dive Belize returns December 19th- April 10th

Rumors about Basketball Court in Boca del Rio

According to sources the basket ball court and adjoining land has been sold to a foreigner. The AD cannot believe that this is true as many people contributed to building this park for the good of the local children. It has also become a very safe place  for parents to leave their children.

Investigations will continue.

Cabaret show at Caribbean Villas on sunday

For those who will have missed the dinner show which is on today. The girls will be performing on stage tomorrow afternoon. They are spectacular.

Caribbean Villas Hotel Bar-B-Que’s on sundays

This week CVH will be having pibil which is a native Mayan dish. Years gone by mayans used to bury their bigs along with lit charcoal and many different herbs and spices. After a 9 hour cook the pig is dug up and served-for those who have not tried this delicacy it is a must. Serving starts at around 12.30. The water park and slide are always open from 11.00am.

Splat,Jager and Jambo’s Weather Report for San Pedro 27.5.17

Well I and the dogs are happy as it it is overcast and cool. It is unlikely that we will see any sun but it is a nice change for a cat like me. I think today i will put on my glad rags and show off to those useless dogs who will never understand style and panache.

The boss is moody as his football team -in his words-the magnificent Arsenal FC are playing in a teacup (I think),and he does not think that they will win which means he will be complaining about a Wenger-strange man but on the positive side he does feed me.

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