Splat here again. It’s Friday! As stated, I don’t care where the mutts are or what they are doing. I am here to report that San Pedro will be having yet another sunny, breezy day with puffy clouds sweeping by. As I mentioned yesterday, a mermaid was rumored to be falling from the sky. Well the rumors are true! Skydive Belize saved a mermaid and returned her to the sea!
Splat the cat here. Well the human is off to Costa Rica and I’m not the least bit gutted! He’s made the hilarious mistake of leaving me in charge of the mongrels…as if I care where they are or what they are up to. In other news, it’s going be another beautiful day in San Pedro. A perfect day to laze in the sun in my favourite lounge chair. I also heard there will be a mermaid falling from the sky today… stay tuned for that story.
Jambo here on this happy hump day. I’m feeling diggity this morning. Our human let Jager and I use the boat yesterday to escort 5 beautiful women to Caye Caulker. Bottles were poppin’ and tops were droppin’! What a bonerific day! Ah well, I’m off to enjoy watching humans under parachutes fall from the sky on this breezy, sunny Wednesday!
It’s a sunny Monday morning in San Pedro Town! If anyone gives a rats ass, the New England Patriots won the NFL Super Bowl last night with an astonishing comeback in the fourth quarter. The humans were going bonkers. Welp, cheers to all!
Bloody hell, blast my ears. My human left me at the bar again to fend for myself while patrons were getting sloshed and singing Karaoke…sounding more like a bag of ferrets. At least the weather is warm and fuzzy. Now to await the shenanigans that is the Super Bowl. Sloppy Americans and their bastardization of football.
Do ya feel lucky, punk!?! The famous San Pedro Poker Run is back Saturday, February 4! We begin at AMBER Bar (Caribbean Villas Hotel) at 6:00 PM and pub crawl to 5 bars. The buy in is $25BZD and lucky winner at the finish line wins the pot!
*Yawn* It’s an oddly cloudy day here, but the sun seems to be poking its face out. I’m hoping to escape some drama and wander to my favorite beach at Caribbean Villa, make new friends and chase some coconunts. TGIF!
Well today, I managed to get stuck up a tree. Well, I wasn’t actually stuck; I thought I would just meow my brains out and watch to see how they would get me down. After multiple failed attempts, they eventually had to chop the tree down…the tree I’m not too fond of. I found it quite amusing. Oh by the by, the weather is…the weather… warm enough with sunny skies.
The Caribbean Villas Hotel and AMBER Beach Bar & Grill have a very eventful weekend ahead! Drag Queens will be strutting their FABULOUS stuff on SATURDAY Jan 28 at 7:00PM. AMBER Bar will be serving up a DIVALICIOUS menu, and special tiki cocktails! Tickets are still available at Caribbean Villas Hotel.