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Poker Tonight at Pedro’s

Tonight we are having a normal cash game, and all can come down and try and take my money. For the people who have not come before it is very simple to play. It costs 20bzd to sit down and there is no rake out of any pot and it is a cash game.

Start time 7.00pm. At present the only place to play poker on Ambergris Caye.

The Tramp and Vagrant Loses Court Case

Michael Loveridge was soundly defeated in the magistrates court yesterday. (more…)

Charlie and Jambo’s Weather Report for April 12

Well today it is me, Jambo, that has been allowed to write the weather report. Splat is not talking to anyone as she has just had her nails done by Lad Boss. (more…)

Please Help the Ambergris Daily

We have just received an email from an unfortunate investor in Sapphire Beach, and she says if only she had known about the Ambergris Daily before she and her partner had invested their money. She basically said we would have been much more careful and looked at other resorts to invest in.

Therefore we would like everyone to ask their friends and their acquaintances who come to Ambergris Caye to sign up and read our paper.


The BTB have allowed BVK to rule the Roost

Wow lets have  a look an american web site charging stupid amounts of money has been allowed to rule the roost with the BTB.

One of our favourite sayings is,” you cannot fix stupid”.

We have the worst website in history  of the internet and the BTB are saying it is not their fault!!

Please email the BTB and ask which idiot or idiots fault it is-they have given an enormous amount of money to a totally useless American website and you should ask why are they not doing what they are employed to do. Also ask why are we/they paying this useless BVK advertising agency huge sums of dosh to do something that my furry friends could do better.

Charlie and Jambo’s Weather Report for April11

Splat here. I was left behind while the two ogres went to have lunch twice in two days. I would like to point out to all cat owners that we like to eat all types of expensive foods, the more expensive the better. Please, always bring back some delicious morsels from your meal for your cat. (more…)

Sapphire Beach -More Problems

Breaking news Dan Keeler who was head of sales at Sapphire Beach and has been fired with his assistant. These two put in a sum of around 80k usd but after arguments due to poor sales they have been removed leaving Sam Gomez and the elusive Mr. Cochrane in charge of the whole resort(sic).


12 Years Without a Ladies Toilet-Rendezvous Restaurant

Rendezvous restaurant has maintained that it is a 5 star restaurant and yet it only has one toilet for both males and females. Why does the liquor licensing board allow them to break the laws of Belize everyday that it opens.

Is the Belize Tourist Board Worthless?

Has anyone seen the latest BTB’s website it is a disgrace and a total embarrassment for all those that have invested in tourism in Belize. We at the Ambergris Daily have decided that this is the BTB’s way of keeping Belize as the “Undiscovered Jewel of Central America” , because if anyone ever sees the photographs and content of this site they will never contemplate visiting this country.

Here are a couple of emails sent by a stakeholder in tourism.

To:  Seleni  Matus, Lindsey Garbutt, Yankick Dalhouse and Maynor Larrieu

Good morning all!!! 

So ok, ok… you got us all… Good one I say!!!  We get it it, “April Fools!!!!”
Boy, did you have us fooled into thinking that what is up now at was ACTUALLY for real!!!!
Ha Ha… you guys are awesome, who would have thought that you all had such a wry sense of humor!!!  Here we are all getting in a tizzy, thinking that it was some grand “redesign” of the BTB site, and worrying that whoever is making decisions about the site is utterly clueless or perhaps left the job of redesign to their 8 year old child to do after school or such, when in actuality it’s just a harmless little prank.  Brilliant!!!
Picture silly me yesterday, while working yet another 15 hour day tending to all that I have invested into this country by way of this resort, actually worrying that the site was the cumulation of millions of dollars of tax money and the fruit of the BTB’s recent restructuring!!!  Hysterical!!!
Say…. Was Junior in on this too??? I bet he was!!!  If I see him around San Pedro, I’ll have to be sure wink and say “nice one” to him.
Too funny.  Again, you guys are awesome.

ps… but hey, don’t forget guys, it’s already April 7th.  Better roll back to the old site, I dunno, today I’d suggest, otherwise folks might take you seriously!!!

Subject: GRAVE CONCERNS about changes on BTB’s website….

Date: April 6, 2011 9:36:15 AM GMT-06:00


Hey, good morning… So I’m not sure who best to address this to so I thought I’d shoot a note your way.  In short, as an “industry stakeholder” here in Belize, I have some MIND BOGGLING concerns about what has been done to the BTB’s website recently.

check out the thread:

…I mean it would be funny if it were a joke.  It’s downright TRAGIC in that it appears not to be.

Look forward to an explanation from the BTB.

We at the Ambergris Daily think that the photographs displayed on the website were taken by a child aged 6 1/2.


Obstacles on the Road Up North, and Wild Dogs

Here we go,the government pay for the road to be improved and owners of properties put ropes over the road without any signs to say that owners of the nearby properties have done this.

The Ambergris Daily has no problem with people putting “sleeping policemen” in the road to slow the faster driven vehicles but it is a disgrace that no signs have been erected to inform anyone.

There are a number of dogs with collars that appear to be allowed to run free in packs and their object in life appears to be to chase bicycles and golf carts especially those with dogs traveling as passengers. This is for the people who live between Journey’s End and Tres Cocos would you please keep your semi wild pets under control. It is not cute and you as owners do not have the right to allow your dogs to misbehave.

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