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Splat’s Weather Report for Ambergris Caye

It’s a beautiful sunny day. The boss is happy because England is winning at cricket. The pooches are running around in the yard causing havoc as normal. The boss asked me to remind everyone that there is a Poker Run tonight that starts at AMBER Beach Bar & Grill at 6:30.

Sandy Point Resorts on Ambergris Caye

Still very strange going ons -as no-one seems to know (see mondays report) and even the gardener appears to be stumped by who owns what and who has guaranteed (if anyone) payment to the bank. Also it is unclear what Atlantic Bank is preparing to do as they have first hold on all mortgages pertaining to Coco Beach,Belizean Shores,Belizean Cove,The Venezia,Blue Maya,Coral Beach and X Tan Ha.
The Ambergris Daily is going to pursue this matter but is getting told that is no-ones business and that everything is perfect. The question has to be asked if everything is perfect why all the huge borrowings with little to show for it, and why are the special accountants looking for monies.
Further updates following.

Splat’s,Jager’s and My name is Jambo Too Weather Report for Belize

The weather is much better today and it is already very humid and hot. The cloud cover is still here but it looks like it will burn off and then it is a day for frolicking in the pool or sea.
The dog’s ate the boss’s bread last night and he is pissed at the fact he cannot have a bacon sarnie-a delicacy much favored by the Brits.

Splat’s,Jager’s and My name is Jambo Too Weather Report in Belize

Splat here not a good day -it is overcast and a little windy so a perfect day to have my breakfast which is always on the top of the fridge. The reason for this is my two horrible compatriots/siblings or whatever cannot get their jaws on my delicately well balance meal. I am the only one that gets meat every day-they have to survive on pizza and biscuits-yuuk.
After breakfast I will nestle down on the couch for a well needed sleep-maybe a stroll in the garden this afternoon but with the weather like it is -that is it.

Poker Run on Saturday 11 july

It lis time for our monthly poker run which starts at Caribbean Villas Hotel at 6.15pm. As most people know there is absolutely not necessary to have any poker skills at all but you can still win a pot of up to a 1000bzd.
There are 5 bars which make up the run and you get a card at each place and “the flop” is at the the final bar (Pedro’s). In poker terminology the cards speak for themselves and so the best hand has to win. Although everyone gets a card the organizers ensure that they are recorded (avoids cheating) and as long as the winner is at Pedro’s he/she gets all the money.
Do not worry if you do not have a ride there are always places available on others golf carts,and finally all are welcome to this popular event.

Trailer Trash Comes to San Pedro

It takes a Brit to run the first July 4th Bash for San Pedro and as all our readers know, It was at Caribbean Villas Hotel. Unbelievably, an American decided to sell tickets and drinks from his party boat which was moored 150 yards from the barge where the fireworks were let off.

The owner of CVH was heard telling the American that it was little more than he expected from trailer trash. Needless to say, the owners for CVH and Pedro’s will no be selling their overpriced moonlight dinner tours.

Splat’s,Jager’s and My name is Jambo too Weather Report for Ambergris Caye Belize

Jambo has found out that he is a dog and therefore his duty is to dig holes everywhere-we think that Splat has told him that Jager has buried food in the ground especially bones with meat on them.
The weather is again spectacular and it appears that all the guests are heading towards the beach-no clouds in the sky at all.

Caribbean Villas Hotel’s Gay Week

It appears that all is going swimmingly with the parties and it has to be hoped that the hotel sells all its rooms to make sure that this event happens more than once.
An owner of CVH was heard to say we ,as a community,have to prove to the LGBT community that everyone is welcome in San Pedro on Ambergris Caye.

Jambo, Splat and Jager’s Weather Report

The weather is fantastic today. Splat is already sunbathing by the pool. Jambo has been for his morning swim following in the steps of his uncle who now lives in California and only can dream of the years that he spent on the beach in Belize.

Temptation Island Pride Week Vacation Package offered by Caribbean Villas Hotel

Caribbean Villas Hotel, located just outside San Pedro Town on the island of Ambergris Caye has announced plans to hold a Pride Week vacation package for the LGBT community. The event will draw members of the community from around the world, in addition to the country of Belize itself. This event has stirred some controversy with some American quasi religions in the mainland who disagree with the legitimacy of the event.

Peter Lawrence, Managing Partner of Caribbean Villas recently spoke with Love FM about the event.

Read More about this story on or visit the Caribbean Villas Website  the Caribbean Villas Hotel Facebook page or the Temptation Island Pride Week Vacation Package Facebook page for more details.


“DARE TO BE FREE” in San Pedro, Belize

Join us in San Pedro, Belize on the tropical island of Ambergris Caye for the first annual Temptation Island Pride Week Vacation Package, 7 days & nights of exclusive events at an all-inclusive private beach resort celebrating LGBT Pride from Saturday September 5thto 12th, 2015 at Caribbean Villas Hotel.

Imagine a week-long Pride Party at a private all-inclusive resort onthe paradise island also known as “la Isla Bonita.”Spend your days discovering the underwater wonders of the 2nd largest barrier reef in the world, adventuring in untouched Jungle on the mainland, exploring the magnificence of Maya Ruins or sipping Rum drinks on the beach while a DJ performs at the on-sitepalapa-covered AMBER Beach Bar& Grill.

Party the night away under the Caribbean moon at Exclusive Events tailored to the community. Drag shows, Toga Parties, Leather & Lace Parties, Reg-gay Nights, a Masquerade Ball, participate in a Runway Model Show and much more… !!

Located just south of Mexico, just 2 hours by plane from Miami or Houston, Belize is a pristine paradise known as Mother Nature’s Best Kept Secret. San Pedro, on Ambergris Caye (made famous by Madonna) was named the Best Island in the World by Tripadvisor in 2013 and 2014. The original Temptation Island, make San Pedro Belize your destination to celebrate your LGBT Pride.

Vacation Package Details:

Package 1 includes:
All-inclusive food & drink, daily events & activities and 7-nights’ accommodation for $2,200 US per person based on Double Occupancy including all taxes and fees or $2,800 US based on single occupancy.

Package 2 includes:
All-inclusive food & drink, daily events & activities, round-trip local flights from Belize International Airport to San Pedro, Caye Caulker Day Sail Adventure and 7-nights’ accommodation for $2,500 US per person based on Double Occupancy including all taxes and fees or $3,000 US based on single occupancy.

Located on 250 feet of beachfront, Caribbean Villas Hotel is far enough from San Pedro Town to preserve your peace & quiet but only a 10 minute-walk along the beach to the heart of San Pedro Town. Featuring 2 ocean front fresh-water pools, Jacuzzi and AMBER Beach Bar & Grill serving gourmet Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner consisting of both Caribbean and Belizean Cuisine.You can snorkel at the artificial reef located at the end of our private 300 foot dock and Tour boats will pick you up from to whisk you away to adventure.

The Deluxe Standard Hotel Rooms at Caribbean Villas feature one King bed or two (2) Twin beds, private bath with shower, ceiling fan & air conditioning, flat screen TV’s with 120+ channels (including premium channels), coffee makers and private balconies with Ocean Views.
With an onsite Dive Shop on our dock to arrange Scuba and Snorkelling excursions, and the Belize Sailing Center on the beach with Sailing, Kayaks, Paddleboards and Windsurfing & Kite surfing rentals, there is no lack of activities for adventure seekers. Or just relax with an oceanfront massage from our onsite masseuse.

Our full-time concierge is available to book any mainland tours including Reef & Deep Sea fishing, Jungle Zip-lining, Cavetubing and Maya Ruin tours.Golf Cart rentals are also available on site.

Be part of a ground breaking, never before seen event in Belize! For more information contact:

Caribbean Villas Hotel,
Seagrape Drive, San Pedro,
Ambergris Caye, Belize.
US: 1-800-213-8347,
Belize: (501) 226-2715,,

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