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Pedro’s offers 1 million dollars of End of the World insurance

Pedro’s is offering insurance for a $10 premium, that if the world does indeed end tonight, you will be paid $1,000,000. This has to be the best insurance deal of all time. So, all of you that want to be millionaires pop down to Pedro’s tonight and invest your $10 wisely. We can only guarantee the first 100 people, as the Bank of Pedro has put aside $100,000,000 to cover the sad demise the world as we know it.

Of course, the Party like there’s no To-Maya event will also be going on this evening, featuring Live Music, Fire Dancing, Drink Specials and a whole lot more. If the world is going to end, we might as well have fun as it’s happening!



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