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Our Town Clock Cannot tell the Time in San Pedro

Our new town clock which has four faces and looks incredibly cheap is creating a major problem. The problem is that each face shows a different time, and yet none of them are correct which now means that all employees will not have to arrive at their place of employment at the correct hour as they can blame the clock.

The good news is that the jumbotrons work perfectly and messages from God are already threatening to send us all to hell if we do not honor our families, and stay true to the words of the bible.

The Ambergris Daily hopes that life will go on as normal and that the christian evangelists do not lock up everyone in jail for having an affair when not married. If you are married it appears that they will send you to hell immediately.



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